Now serving the greater 730 Ingleside metropolitan area

Commerce Has Been
Too Broad
For Too Long

Connecting buyers and sellers within walking distance of James's kitchen.

Why search an entire neighborhood when every opportunity you need is already happening at 730 Ingleside?

Traditional marketplaces force users to search entire cities. Neighborhood platforms still waste time showing opportunities several blocks away. 730 Ingleside Marketplace connects trusted participants within a highly curated geographic footprint consisting of one residential property in suburban Chicago.

Our Coverage Area

Chicago Metro Area
Evanston
This Neighborhood
730 Ingleside

Current Service Area: 0.000003 square miles

730 Ingleside โ€” HQ, Fulfillment Center, and Board Room

๐Ÿ“ Global Headquarters

730 Ingleside โ€” HQ, Fulfillment Center, and Registered Board Room

Suburban Chicago, IL ยท Est. 2026

Traction

The Numbers Speak For Themselves

1
Total Addressable Market
Houses
7
Monthly Active Users
incl. Winston
~$38
Annual Commerce Volume
Growing YoY
18ft
Avg. Buyer-Seller Distance
Industry-leading proximity
100%
Market Penetration
Within service territory
$0
Venture Capital Raised
Bootstrapped by necessity

Featured Listings

Active Opportunities

Curated listings within our exclusive service area. All opportunities verified to exist at or near 730 Ingleside.

๐Ÿพ Pet Services $12

Walk Winston

Take Winston around the block and return him before he notices.

๐Ÿ“ 47 feet away
๐Ÿš— Transportation Negotiable

Drive Kid To Baseball

Transportation services needed between 730 Ingleside and a baseball field somewhere nearby.

โš ๏ธ Requirements: Ability to listen to youth sports commentary for 45 minutes.

๐Ÿ“ ~2 miles away
๐Ÿ’ช Labor Pizza + Gratitude

Help Me Move Something Heavy

James bought something on Facebook Marketplace and now regrets it.

๐Ÿ“ 0 feet away
๐Ÿ’ป Technology Coffee

Explain AI Again

Need somebody to explain why AI can generate 4,000 neighborhood-specific landing pages but still can't fix my printer.

๐Ÿ“ 12 feet away

Our Differentiators

Why 730 Ingleside?

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Extreme Local Trust

Everyone either lives here or knows someone who does.

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Zero Commute Times

Most opportunities are reachable in under 30 seconds.

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Proprietary Geographic Focus

Competitors waste resources covering entire neighborhoods. We focus on the opportunities that matter: 730 Ingleside.

Social Proof

What Our Community Is Saying

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"Woof."

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Winston

Verified Dog ยท 47 feet away

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"I've always believed marketplaces should be more local."

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James

Founder & Only Investor ยท 0 feet away

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"I wasn't invited to join."

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Neighbor Across The Street

Unverified ยท ~60 feet away

For Investors

Backed By Strong Fundamentals

  • โœ“ Positive household sentiment
  • โœ“ Growing dog-walking demand
  • โœ“ Significant upside in baseball transportation services
  • โœ“ Dominant market share within service territory

Not actually funded. Please stop asking.